What do I buy My Wife For Christmas?

Not sure what the wife will like this Christmas? I know what I like. SEX! So why not give her a little fun for Christmas. Besides, Jewelry is expensive, the stock market is down and Chocolate will make her fat.

After all, I am a Hip circa 2000 kind of tough guy and I can handle it!

After some research I decided on the store "Spicy Gear". These toys are picked by women, the prices are spot on and they have FREE SHIPPING! Yeah.

Sex Toys - They carry a wide assortment of these nice products. Both big and small, textured and non textured, basically anything and everything you could think of.

Vibrators for Her - Again as the name implies they carry all the cool stuff the ladies want.

Vibrators - I think these make the best gift. Period. A jack rabbit or Spicy Rabbit and a Sybian! What more could she ask for?

Now don't get me wrong here, I plan on buying my wife some jewelery and a card but adding a little vibe to her stocking and a couple of boxes for a private moment is a great thing. After all the stress the holidays but on us, who could complain about a thoughtful husband that was thinking about my wife's sexual pleasure?